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Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke

"No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."

I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!

by QuacksO August 2, 2018


smoke my ashes

When your paying exaggerated compliments to someone.

- OMG, You look great!! What happened?! Has your fairy godmother visited you?
- You smoke my ashes, man! Thanks, but I just lost a few pounds.

by WASPish girl October 10, 2019


smoking cabbage

Smoking cabbage is when you take 3 month old cabbage that is all wet and soggy and roll it up in a piece of paper and catch it on fire and inhale the toxic fumes while the cabbage gets all toasty inside the paper

We were sitting by the fire smoking cabbage

by Grannys wet April 3, 2017


Gripe smoke

Griping and drama that could turn into something worse.

Percy and his/her gang would gripe at you like they were from Compton, or Southie, or at times they would almost seem like a child of a mixed marriage with a father from Compton and a mother from Southie, or a father from Southie and a mother from Compton, a product of both Southie and Compton, or whichever environment made them look tougher if people didn't buy them mixed together and thought this person sounds too rough to be true. Percy would make threats about the kind of gripe smoke that people that fucked with him/her would get.

by Solid Mantis March 19, 2021


Total Smoke Show

A term used to describe someone who is extremely attractive, often in a way that turns heads and garners widespread attention. This person exudes confidence, sex appeal, and a striking appearance that makes them stand out in any crowd. Typically used to highlight a level of physical attractiveness that is exceptionally high.

"Did you see Jamie at the party last night? She was a total smoke show!"

by murr2k June 11, 2024


Nathan Smoke

He is an amazing and successful content creator. He made success for himself. He is really sweet and wholesome.

Do you watch Nathan Smoke?”
“Yeah, he is very pog

by PhandomGal November 9, 2020


Smoked beef

A combination of both “smoke” and “beef,” both terms used to refer to a conflict.

“You don’t want this smoked beef fam

by Intelligible Lizard May 15, 2020