pain has never been so brilliant

A phrase coined by the christian post-hardcore band Underoath meaning "I've never been in so much pain."

Teddy: My girlfriend dumped me last night.
Bob: sucks, man. you aiiight?
Teddy: pain has never been so brilliant

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OMG DADDY ITS SO BIG!

ITS SOMETHING BIG AND ROUND........
GUESS AGAIN.....
ITS A PAPER TOWEL ROLL💀💀💀💀
what did u think it was?
',:|

OMG DADDY ITS SO BIG! thanks honey ur gonna use it tonight >:)

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So Josh boy, what a man

This is a term used in awkward or tense situation in places in Ireland. Timing is very important, if it is said in a bad moment it's bad timing, but if said in a very tense or anxious moment, it's good to excellent timiing.

Teacher: Where's your homework? ....How dare you come into this room without your homework! HOW DARE YOU!

Example 1:
Boy 1: So Josh boy, what a man?
Boy 2: Awesome timing

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Because I said so

Because I said so

Bob why, because I said so

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so I said to mabel I said

Attempt at conversation that fills dead air.

After we all watched liz stumble to the table dave said "So I said to mable I said" to draw attention away from her.

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Mr.Stark, I don’t feel so good...

That moment when you find yet another cause of your crippling depression.

Peter Parker (my smol bean whom I will forever love):Mr.Stark, I don’t feel so good...
My dumbass: biTCH FIGHT ME
*gets yeeted across titan by thanos’ purple ass

Man i Just Cummed so hard

maybe ill do it more later

man i just cummed so hard that i cried

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