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A non-sexual relationship between two women that is recognized by others to be exceptionally close; closer than a best friend, often confused for sisters.
When my baby was in the hospital, my special lady friend came over to sit with me while my husband took care of our other child.
My special lady friend never judges when I get drunk and start smoking again.
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Pee wee Herman special deal at movie theater man personalized butter up your Pop corn with his dick
You want pee wee Herman special for Pop corn
The daily "special" at a chinese restaurant, made by adding three scallions and a mushroom to any other sauce in the restaurant.
Don't order the chef's special sauce. It's the same as General Tso's, but probably with something extra - like celery, or botchelism.
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take a couple twizzlers, use them to vaginally pleasure your woman, eat them, then vomit them back up on her chest to which you then use as lube to titty fuck her til orgasm
After the movies I decided to give Susie an early bird special using the leftover candy we had
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The type of sauce grand daddy like to spill all over your face
Yo jake paul where did you get that sauce. It's my Grand Daddy's Special Sauce. 😉😘
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A film aired in the late 70's set in the star wars setting. It is by far the biggest waste of 2 hours. If you dont believe me, you can watch the whole thing (in parts) on youtube. The only thing good about it is the Boba Fett cartoon. 90% of the film is set in Chewbacca's house, and he's not even there until the end. Watch it if you want, but don't blame me if you felt you just wasted your time.
guy 1: dude, that star wars holiday special sucks!
guy 2: duh, I told you not to watch it
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A person in High School or Middle School who spends most of his allowance money on marijuana.
Unsurprisingly are generally dumb and don't know the field too well.
thanks to after school special smokers I've been able to get thousands because those gooblets don't know the game so I can buy 20 gram worth's of homegrown shit weed for $30 or so, hyper-inflate it so that I'm selling it for $20 dollars for 60% of a gram to these kiddos who think I'm dealing fairly and then I can buy good weed and have thousands left over.
thanks little buddy ;)
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