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A creature from The Return of the Living Dead a 1985 American zombie film that was followed by several sequels. The creature that crawls out of the radioactive top secret Army barrell and appears to be covered in black tar is a Tar Man.
Hey Jimmy look at that old metal barrel over there, looks like the one that Tar Man craweled out of in Return of the Living Dead.
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A man who acts like a wife
A man who represents a/the wife (even if he is not gay and is married to a woman)
A femanine man in a marrige
A man who you are married to and he likes to crossdress as a woman on a regular basis
a man who does woman things (esp steryotypical woman like things) in a marrige?
Gail: hey sally, you're Howard ok? :)
Sally: yea, he right over there busy as a bee :)*pointing*
Gail: *looking* oh, i see he's hoovering while dressed like a woman
sally : yea, he's great. he's my man-wife ^_^
" I wish Eddie Izzard was my man wife" :)
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The milk man is your friend. He has been neglected for all too long. He served you well for many a years and was replaced my shoprite and gas stations. He can only sit at home and not delived milk for so long. He will become angered one day and you will all be sorry for putting him out of his fulfilling job.
The milk man is fuckin pissed.
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Often used for either conversation fillers or "oh fuck" statements.
Oh man, that dog took a crap on my shoe
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The Slender Man is a mythological figure, who is distinguished by his lack of facial features, impeccable black suit, extreme height, and the mass of tendrils that extend from his appendages. He is also known for the ability to stretch his limbs to impossible lengths. His Modus Operandi is stealing children, usually by mesmerizing them with his gently swaying tendrils, and having them walk towards him until they are well within his grasp. What he does, exactly, with these children is unknown, whether they are killed, eaten, or simply brought to a different dimension to Slender Man's abode. The Slender Man is commonly found on the /x/ forum in 4chan, and is a prominent figure in creepypasta.
Mark: Hey, will you take care of my little sister for the night?
Sally: Yeah, no problem.
(four hours later)
Mark: Where's my sister?
Sally: The... THE SLENDER MAN GOT HER!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
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Euphemism for semen, also known as man chowder, or gentleman's juice.
I bet she gets her fill of man juice!
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