Birthday Cake

Defecating on your girlfriends chest, then ejaculating over the shit, and proceeding to lick the semen off.

A Birthday Cake is like a Cleveland Steamer, but worse.

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whole cake

Another way of saying "no cap" or "nothing but the truth" inspired by One Piece's "whole cake" arc.

Ex 1:
Person 1: Yo fr??
Person 2: Yup whole cake bro 💁🏼

Ex 2:
Person 1: Aye you lying dawg 💀
Person 2: Bro issa whole cake Im serious 💀

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cake momma

A female who is totally consumed with her male partner. A cake momma will abandon her friends, and spend all of her time with said male.

I need some new "J's!" I gotta holla at my cake momma. She JUSSSST got paid today!

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yellow cake

Really potent cocaine with a yellow color and sticky texture, with very high potency.

Cooking this kind of coke to crack will yield at least a 90% return by weight.

I got some yellow cake the other day, and the shit was sticking to my mirror and blade, I could barely sniff it, but it didnt take much at all!!

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Beef Cake

Been Cake

–noun

1. A Beef Cake is a female who's body type ranges anywhere between slightly overweight and clinically obese.

Stacy has a nice personality, but she's a total beef cake.

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The Cake Is A Lie

A joke that has gone on for far too f*cking long.

John: The cake is a lie. HAHA

Jack: For god's sake, the game came out 4 years ago, give it a break

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Cake boy

a cake boy is someone light and fluffy, effeminate, not where its at, not meaty in the slightest sense of the word.
the opposite of a cakeboy being a 'meat boy'(see 'meat boy').

-" Well surely you must be mistaken, Lawrence is as meaty as they come."
-'' No, no he's not. Look in his eyes and tell me he's there, tell me he's not a cake boy.''

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