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You literally put a fucking oil in a burn injury, which makes it even fucking worse.
Also a good way to end relationships.
Guy 1: "Shit mate I got a burn injury"
Guy 2: *apply oil to burn*
Guy 1: *fucking dead*
When 3 manly people all sit in a small tight room and while 1 person is hogging the bong and all the other 2 people just watch and stare and hurry.
Yo were the burn audience and this kid is stoopid.
A sexual act in which a female partner partakes in coitus with a male partner, usually her cheating ex. When the man is about to ejaculate, the woman pulls him out, takes a preheated waffle iron, and slams the erect penis shut between both sides, thereby providing the conclusive burn and eliminating any future relationship endeavors.
Guy #1: Why are you walking like a butthurt penguin?
Guy #2: Chloe wanted to take me back, so she invited me last night and just when I was about to come, she gave me a fucking Belgian Burn!
Guy #1: What a bitch.
Guy #2: The doctors say the bandages can come off in a few months.
Guy #1: Anything else?
Guy #2: ... I still have trouble peeing.
Guy #1: Okay.
When it's summer time and you get in the car and the metal of the seatbelt burns you.
Chad: "Aww dude! It's like 90' outside! "
Dan: "Wanna pick up a cone at BR31? “
Chad: " What!? “
Dan: Baskin Robbins, dude. "
Chad: "Aww, yeah dude. "
Chad and Dan get in the car.
Chad: "AWWWW DUDE! "
Dan: "What? "
Chad: "I just got seatbelt burned man! "
a chinese ballsack burn is where u deep fat fry ur ballsack hairs into crispy chinese food
"yo lets do some chinese ballsack burn
This guy is the smartest most funny guy ever. I would def have gay sex with him.
Johnny Burns is fucking awesome and deserves everything good in this life and needs someone to check up on him because he is falling into a state of severe depression.
jerking off into a candle (your sperm is a kid) (a candle has fire)
yo at our sleepover jeremy got dared to burn his kids. he was burning kids.