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When a partner farts into the intake tube of a CPAP machine of someone sleeping and using it.
In a fit of smoldering anger, I waited until she was asleep and removed her CPAP tube and stuck it up my asshole so she could experience my burrito dinner''s methane emissions. Worse than the original, she startled awake and vomited from vaping a Dutch oven.
A dutch oven only performed by a woman when queefing or "farting out her front bum" with the "steamer" part of the name coming from the fact that a queef is much much more moist than a fart (usually)
Luke: "dude that clown chick gave me a dutch steamer last night while i was going down on her"
Tyson: "you probably liked it too"
When you attach the Dilldo to your chin so you can eat her out and slam the her ass at the same time.
She wanted more aggressive foreplay but was surprised with the Dutch Drive Inn. FILLING the dong whole and the wrong whole at once.
Put an expression of shock and delight on her face.
A slogan of a Famous Dutch design company "PUIK". Who works together with talented Dutch Designers.
This beautifull clock has the dutch touch.
When a product is made by a dutch designer. People say this product has The Dutch Touch.
Well that product really has the dutch touch.
Same as the Dutch Rudder but the Dutch Rudd has to be done in France with a guy called Marcus. A dog watching is optional…
“Sacre bleu! Please Dutch Rudd me now! I’m gasping!”
when you masturbate too much and you just nut air
So a guy named 'tears' went too heavy on pornhub and got a case of dutch sandstorm
- dutchcollegeslave, Chaturbate Raven_Alternative (Christian Streamer)