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jacob

jacob wont try to be your freind when he first meets you. he will watch from a distance. if you bully him he wont care. he doesnt ask girls out that often and likes dudes as well. he doesnt have sex often. he watches porn almost every day.hes also a pot head. he falls in love with people way too fast.

person 1: damn jacob is such a cool dude

person 2: nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by Dudeqwe October 13, 2021


jacob

the perfect person

jacob! look, he is so adorable

by NN0BB0DDY May 15, 2021


Jacob

He is the sweetest most loving guy I’ve ever met, he has perfect grades and is super sporty, he’s caring, kind, affectionate, and one damn good lookin guy, if you ever meet a jacob, just no he’s the most intelligent guy you will ever meet, and you should never let him go

Jacob is one good lookin mf.

by Ralph craigflower April 19, 2022


Jacob

A Jacob is adopted no matter what.

Jacob is adopted he's also a brick that swore and his bestest friend in the world Is Oliver caley

by YourAdoptionMother69 February 4, 2020


Jacob

Jacob is a pussy

Jacobbatboy more like mother fucking 3 eyed triple chin pussy

jacob

by arfse October 1, 2021


jacob

a guy that never stops playing his xbox

his dad: stop play your xbox

jacob: no its life

by ligmaballs42069 April 18, 2020


jacob

A person whom is both weird and an emo child. Hes got an amazing smile and an asymmetrical face. He cares for his friends but they fall for him easily.

friend: do you see that kid wearing black over there?
me: oh ya his name is probably Jacob

friend: oh my friend really likes him

by felixflys627 March 20, 2019