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When you treasure your time in the toilet to let your wandering mind act as a catalyst to increase your chances of experiencing an aha about or on the number π.
Carlos looks forward to doing his daily business because on a few occasions he’s struck with some toilet pi epiphanies.
When you’re rushing to the bathroom because you gotta poop so bad.
Aw man, I gotta make a toilet dash!
the best person in this world
person 1: toilet dash
person 2: no
When one stands over their woman and plunges their penis into the vagina like plunging a toilet
I plunged my bitches hole like a toilet"plunging toilet"
APPARENTLY TOILETPAPER IS JUST NOT ENOUGH FOR SOME PEOPLE, I THINK ILL STICK TO TOILET PAPER THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
Jared:we’re all out of toilet paper…
Steve: Well, I guess I’ll just use the toilet brush today.
When your stomach is upset and you shit a log in the toilet in the shape of a pretzel.
My guy, can you pull over at that gas station. I gotta make a toilet pretzel.