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The name of an old mans penis who loves anal sex, while living in a nursing home.
My grandpa got his dusty turd pencil too close to a CNA and now he is banned from the nursing home.
A self defense method to be used if you are on the toilet during an attack or invasion. You first stand up, grab hold of your tactical turd, then proceed to toss your tactical turd at the attacker or uninvited guest.
I was in The Oval Office when I heard a windoe break, I didn't have a weapon so I did a Tactical Turd Toss and sent that would be robber running covered in shit.
Do I really need to add more sentences here? I don't? Ok ur a candy coated turd
An exclamation one would make when experiencing something life threatening and survive.
*blindfolded person throws three knives and missed kid*
Kid: Holy Turd Shit!!!!
A parent who's native tongue is not English and pronounces words a little unique.
My dad is from Iran. Therefore, he is a Turd Farrest Fued.
Buying a collectible from a third party at a show/convention etc. whose prices are outrageously more than what they retailed for.
I paid turd party pricing from a third party vendor on collectible X which originally sold for $20 at the original retailer.
When you shat out so much product that it fills the bowl and goes from a standard submariner, to a surface piercing turd. Above water the turd releases it dragon breath
I ate so much fish last night I laid out a surface piercing turd.