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Pewdiepies closest green friend minus ralph and someone whos a virgin
Virgin turtle Never ever gonna have sex
this guy fucks on god he does
Yo do you know Tommy Turtle the official bricked up boy he fucks on god he does.
When your poop keeps coming in and out like a turtle Bobbing
Trent let me go to the restroom I'm turtle bobbing
A large penis that is shaped kind of like a turtle head.
I fucked Dave's mom with my meat turtle and she swallowed my turtle jizz!
I had to tell my wife last night to hurry up on the toilet. If the turtle didn't go for freedom now then I'd be scaring The Turtle back up there later.
A special combination of three different strains of marijuana. The combination is then taken eight times, the number of bowls is then represented by levels of the session.
yoooooo maaaan, i fucking took the turtles foot and its likeeee turtles up your face alll the fucking time footing you theirr soliciatizing feet.
the turtle has two turtles foot, the other two are liess.!
Turtle puking, when holding a poop to the point that it is just poking out but than accidentally letting diarrhea spray into your pants. Much like the common thing called turtling but the next step up.
Guy 1: last night at the club was so embarrassing.
Guy 2: what happened?
Guy 1: I must of ate something bad because I thought I was just turtling well waiting for the washroom but I ended up turtle puking
Guy 2: bruh you did not just tell me you turtle puked at the club