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When a guy’s ballsack shrivels and shrinks due to the freezing temperatures
Guy 1: Dude its freezing outside..
Guy 2: Dawg i’m finna get turtle nuts for real.
A common insult from the whitest of low income housings
Yo man you gotta pay your rent for the month.
Nah man I don't have it.
Man you turtle nuts.
the best day where turtles are celebrated across the globe
aw man its turtle tuesday
Lowering one’s guard and then striking when least expected.
Robert formed rapport by making himself a clown and then hit the turtle on the head to got the promotion.
The act of going balls deep (vaginally, anally, and or orally) in anyone (thing) with an erect penis
I'm going to bury the turtle in that dirty slut
dinosaur sounds in movies are made by turtles having sex
brett: "yo bro you hear that dinosaur"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"