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Coastal Carolina University

Often mistaken for a zoo exhibit and a breeding ground for STD’s and hepatitis. The lingering smell of the campus fish markets, often referred to as “dorms” or “school of nursing” takes some getting used to. The most common students you will find at this “university” are guys who get no pussy trying to fuck the girls who will look 50 at 25. The job market is never going to be a problem if you attend Coastal Carolina as sex workers will always be in demand.

47% of Myrtle Beach hookers graduation from Coastal Carolina University, the other 53% just went there.

by DodgethefatherRamthedaughter April 23, 2022

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James Madison University

Basically "If Lake Braddock Secondary School is a university" but with some minor changes to the mascot. It also so happens that this is where many Lake Braddock kids go after secondary school.

// Meanwhile, at James Madison University //

A: "Hey, which high school were you from?"

B: "Lake Braddock Secondary."

A: "Eyy Me too!"

B: "Aren't we all Lake Braddock Alumni here?"

by Kit Rat October 7, 2018

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Indiana University Northwest

The biggest piece of shit of a school. Shouldn't be considered a college. A complete joke. The advisers don't help you at all. They tell you it's a good school but it's absolutely terrible. In the middle of a the ghetto (Gary IN) but they insist that it's safe. yeah bull shit that's why there were at least 4 assaults on campus this past year. Don't ever go here if you are in this area and have to stay home for a year I highly suggest going to Purdue north central, Purdue cal or even Ivy tech over this pathetic excuse of a college.

(real situation)
Student: "What classes do i need to take this semester that will help me achieve my goal to graduate as this major at Indiana University Northwest?"

adviser: "i can't really help you with that you need to figure that out on your own."

... really why the fuck are you an adviser

by fedupwiththiscrap August 17, 2011

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Washington & Lee University

fuck anyone who DOESNT go here!!

i will hire you at the country club to wait on ME if you beg, you worthless prick.

by jacobjingleheimerschmit April 3, 2005

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Indiana State University

a school in terre haute IN. known for larry bird. the only people that know this school even is here are the people that actually decided to go to it. everyone that goes to this school, usually all leave and go to other schools.

where is Indiana State University? I've never heard of it!

by shammyrock20 March 23, 2009

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Brigham Young University

The best college in all the land. A prestigious university where it is easier to make the right choices.

There aren't thousands of drunk idiots on the campus of Brigham Young University.

by Grecous January 11, 2018

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Iowa State University

Once a good University for science, again, and engineering, now has become an overcrowded college that sees you as more of a number than a person. But hey, tuition is dirt cheap and beer flows along Welch

Man I got in to iowa state University ! Go tornado bird things!

by Surferdude716 January 16, 2016

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