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a female who also goes by the title strong-man long-cock, many claim she’s packin’ 12.1 inches
it is truly a sight to behold and I hope one day all of you can witness it
person 1 “hey who’s that person with the shlong?”
person 2 “OH! that’s strong-man long-cock!”
person 1 “wow. I wish I was them.”
Jones beach concerts
Long summer night with your best friends
The beach is 30 minutes away
Best beaches every
Ice cream for every meal
Only thing you wear are bikinis
The only thing you have to worry about is of you are tan enough
The best nights are when you are drunk with your best friends
You don’t have to worry about what you look like
I wish i had Long Island summers.
me: hey doc i got another question for you i know you really liked the last one how long should i keep the poopy in like how long should i keep the duct tape in
Verb, slang
Using a Subway sandwich wrapper and a rubber band as a condom, either because you're poor or just can't wait.
"Yeah dude we banged all night, paycheck's not in yet tho so I had to give her the five dollar foot long ya know what I mean?"
"Jim what the fuck."
The long lad is best described as a big gangly streak of misery.Someone fond of super splits that looks the image of the star of Wallace and Gromit, Victor Quarermaine,he generally would lack an ability to play golf and indeed rugby
The long lad couldn’t hit a barn door with a banjo
Proclaims Life to the King.
Wanna-be-kings want the Throne. Their plan? Kill the King.
But that's not how you become King. The King is King because he is chosen by his people.
That's the part they don't get.
That's why Long Live The King.
These bastards are after the King. They want the Throne. Fuck them. Long Live The King.
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That's how long it took us to get Harvest back.
At first it was going well. Then setback after setback... Loss after loss... Made what was going to be a quick and decisive win... Into five long years of hell.