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To hit with a car and leave the waffled imprint of your tire on the animal
Oops, I really waffled that squirrel back there.
A creature who is dumb but has a void inside of it. Older than time itself. Troll
The Waffle was older than the world.
A person with no swag. But wishes they had it. Often jealous of people they can never be.
That waffle is so jealous of me. She is constantly in my mix.
A dog that loves lsd. Has security cameras for eyes. Reincarnation of Jerry Garcia. Best mom ever. Does not like car rides
Waffles had a baby and it’s wang popped off!
A longtime weed dealer from Connecticut, real good dude, will give you the shirt off his back.
Yo y'all cop some of that new herb waffles got, yeah man I went over his house last week and he had me smoke DMT
An overrated pancake who thinks it's better that everybody because it has better abs than pancakes
That waffle may have abs but it doesn't compare to pancakes