Angry Bird Physics

Angry Bird Physics is a unnatural video game science (unrelated to real life gravity, friction etc.) that involves the study of matter i.e. angry birds and pigs 1 and its motion of angry birds through spacetime, along with related concepts such as energy and force at which the pigs are hit. The law of normal physics does not apply to the angry birds or their counterparts. Unusual anti-gravity and resistance to friction has been observed by both subject matter see: Robbed.

Angry Bird Physics: (1) when birds make contact with pigs with no detriment or fatality. (2) objects such as wooden beams, rocks and ice blocks staying in place after a strong opposing force has made contact. (3) Heavy objects that weigh upon pigs with little or no effect.

asian bird flu

Same as yellow fever.

That dude has come down with asian bird flu -- he is interested only in asian girls.

Bolivian Bird Flu

The general run-down state a female finds herself in after a long weekend sniffing cocaine, or Bolivian marching powder, with symptoms such as drowsiness, headache, nausea, blocked nose, sore throat, chills, fever, general discomfort, which may mimic those caused by the influenza virion but are actually the downside effects of a weekend of high hedonism.

Female 1: Where's Jen tonight?

Male: She's still in bed with a bad case of Bolivian bird flu after hitting it hard last weekend.

bird ass nigga

a sensitive black guy; a black guy who looks like a bird; lyrics from a JAY-Z song

1. Jamarcus is a a real bird ass nigga, he gets upset when i fuck his sister.

2. Jermaine kinda looks like a bird, so he must be a bird ass nigga.

3. "Bird ass nigga, i dont mean to ruffle y'all" -Heart of the city

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cacky bird legs

A disease contracted in nightclubs in the 40s. Makes you walk like a pigeon with very flexible knees.

This poor woman contracted cacky bird legs while dancing in a night club in the 40s

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ooh ooh bird

small bird with two inch legs and two and a half inch balls and when it lands on the ground it goes ooh ooh

have you seen the ooh ooh bird today

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ten to two bird

Youve gone out clubbing but havent pulled. Its now 10 to 2, you only have 10 minutes to get lucky.. The fat and ugly women you ignored earlier now seem a far more attractive proposition.

Jon hadnt pulled anything all night, the last resort was the 10 to 2 birds.

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