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wack my wood

Jack off , masturbate

I'm gonna wack my wood before my parents come back

by ill tom reem October 10, 2013


diesel wood

The state of arousal resulting from the rhythmic idle of a humvee diesel engine.

Riding in patrol all day gave me raging diesel wood.

by El_phantasmo November 10, 2015


goin tiger woods

when a woman goes "nuts" and destroys her mans "stuff"

damn that girl was goin tiger woods on that guys car.

man that girl went tiger woods on him.

by J420C April 5, 2010


wood stood

An erection.

I have a wood stood. I'm ready.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019


reigle wood

a stupid ficking town in north carolina

reigle wood is so gay

by elijah martinez February 1, 2016


Daddy Cut Wood

A situation where the father takes care of business with his daughter. Including molestation, punishment, and control in the family unit to keep any sticky situation from being exposed to others. Could include physical abuse up to serious injury including death in extreme cases. Cases usually happen in less populated areas.

Upon discussion with True Crime aficionados..."That sounds like a daddy cut wood situation!"

by Joco Sleuth January 10, 2018


Wood block

It is when you’re friend is in a long distance relationship or a relationship which has ran out of gas and they refuse to give up; as if their trying to get wood from a dead tree.

My friend is trying to wood block himself at every encounter now. It’s utterly horrendous, they need to end it.

by Thermoraptor May 6, 2022