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Meow-Turtle

A turtle with a cat tail and face.
One of the most beautiful creations and a fun word to say

Yo did you see that meow-turtle drawing is so cute.

by Rawr 😌 November 10, 2021


turtle riding

When the male gets on all fours, and his female sticks a suction cup dildo on his back. Then she proceeds to turtle ride him until climax.

"I miss my ex-girlfriend. My new girlfriend isn't turtle riding me anymore."

by Lol just me dude August 26, 2017


Pinch a turtle

To take a lump of excrement

- "Hey Jeff, wanna get some burgers?"
- "Sure, just let me go pinch a turtle before"
- "you're grose bro"

by turd_muffin November 10, 2017


plasma turtle

Loving, caring, and wishful guy. He hopes for the best and loves everyone he lays eyes on.

Did you see that plasma turtle? Damn, I think I love him.

by Partydrummer04 February 5, 2018


turtle market

When there's no excitement in the news and retail investors aren't buying the dips when they should be. When bitcoin is in a slow moving trend while in the middle of a bull or bear market.

Everyone is just so bored with the news right now, Bitcoin is in a turtle market..

by DJ Jazzy Jim September 21, 2021


Poke a turtle's eye

When you masturbate while talking to those of the same sex on Oovoo

Dood Mike did you "poke a turtle's eye"?

-yeah dood, I'm poking it right now

by musicman1993 September 26, 2010


Hairy Turtle

A uncircumcised penis with a large bush.

I hooked up with this guy who totally had a hairy turtle.

by Turtley December 27, 2022