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A rhetorical question asked to a female and no matter the answer the next question is "do you wanna go fuck?"
A great first question to ask in a bar - if she makes a face and slaps you she is a stuck up bitch, but if she says "sure" shes a Hoebag. Eather way you know what kind of girl your talking to.
Tom " Hey Jenny, do you like apples?" Jenny "No but I like strawberries, and they are in season." Tom "No shit, do you wanna go fuck?"
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Something that is total bullshit that only a complete dumby would believe. Usually people with no friends say things that are pish posh apple sauce.
I laid 3 times last night.
Thats pish posh apple sauce!
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a gay ass word used by Guy to describe the girl whose ass his head is stuck in to really deep
"hey Guy you want to come chill with the bros"
"sorry dude i gotta hang out with my apple cherry pie"
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The Saint Leo Apple Toss is an epic event that occurs only once a year. It generally occurs after a tanning session and immediately before a country music concert. The young male sees an apple an proceeds to throw it in the general direction of the concert. It is said that the loud blaring country music enrages the male so that he decides to throw a randomly placed apple.
Note: This is not to be confused with the St. augustine Apple Toss.
Dis: Man I'm pissed that our tanning session is over!
Lyle: Yeah, and there is a country music concert getting ready to start.
Dis: What the fuck! I'm gonna do the Saint Leo Apple Toss with this granny smith.
Lyle: Hell Yeah!
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Having an extremly large penis.
John: My dick is so big it looks like a baby's arm holding an apple!
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Stinky school where there’s a bunch of stinky Pooh’s and a lot of next poops
Gosh Friday Friday stink stink apple valley middle school
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When you ejaculate in your partner, wait a moment and then urinate inside of them. All while never removing your penis.
I had to piss so bad, after I finished I gave Karen an apple juice cream pie.
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