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Going on the internet without internet security such as an anti virus programme, derived from the sexual practice of not using condoms 'riding bareback'
I don't have anti virus I'm riding the net bareback
An Australian term for sex. Normally a guy asks a gal, but in today's society, it's acceptable for either sex.
Guy: Need a ride?
Girl: Where's your car?
Guy: No, I said "need a ride?"
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Ghost ride the whip is to slow your car down to around 5 mph or something and then put it into cruise-control and then continue onto opening your door while the car is still in motion and to go dumb right next to your car while it is still in cruise control and whilst you are going dumb and keeping up with your car or scraper.
I like to Ghost ride the whip when my parents aren't home because I can steal the keys to my scraper.
When you take the bike seat off, spread your cheeks, and slowly sitting down on the seat post... Then take the bumpiest ride home, enjoy ;)
* Traditionally done with a Lance Armstrong poster in view.
Guy one: "I took "The bumpy ride home." and my ass hole is sore!"
Guy two: "sweet, can I see it?"
Guy three: "Got an extra bike?"
In terms of the sex act:
When having anal sex with a woman, the man sticks a dildo in her ass (i.e. leaving the keys in the ignition), and the woman crawls around on all fours as the man dances around her.
Keep crawling bitch, I'm trying to ghost ride the whip!
The extension of a blumpy where you are taking a shit with a girl sitting on your boner, having a great ride!!
Hey baby. Before I finish this shit, stop the blumpy and hop on board for a log ride!!!
when a person is stripped naked, forced to carry their captor on their back while have their arms pulled/bound back to grind the victim's face against a hard surface (usually on an inclined road).