A glorious event that involves a chocolate fountain and lonely people who love chocolate and want to be showered in it.
I participated in a chocolate shower with my lesbian friends this weekend.
A rather unconventional and daring practice, reminiscent of a "golden shower," but with a distinct twist. Unlike the usage of urine, a chocolate shower involves the application of feces in a shower-like manner.
Girlfriend: "I'm tired of "golden showers" I want you to give me a chocolate shower tonight"
Boyfriend: "That sounds like a great idea"
It’s like the act of a golden shower, only for the rear end however.
“Did you see that?”
“Yea, they look like they dove in the mud?”
“Yep, but there’s no mud around here, they had a chocolate shower”
This is when you sit in the corner of the shower eating pizza and crying all while the water rains down on you. This works best with pepperoni pizza.
Oh shit my mascara is running down my face because I just took a pizza shower.
Boxing in the shower with a male partner whose testicles become used for boxing practice similar to a speedbag.
John, honey, can we have a Shower Boxing session later?
Of course, sweetie, anything for you.
You have to take a shower every hour
Today is National Take A Shower Day go take a shore it’s 1:00 then take one at 2:00 then at 3:00 then at 4:00, etc
An event in which a father-to-be as a bachelor party like event before the bundle of joy arrives
We are throwing mike a daddy shower, headed to a strip club, throwing back beers.... cuz you know we wont be able to do that once jr gets here