To park like OJ Simpson parked his vehicle on the night of the murders. When your vehicle is not parked correctly. Any deviation fron parking parallel to the curb. When you approach a car and you see that it is not parked correctly. When you assume someone hurriedly parked a vehicle.
Dude must have been in a hurry because he park like OJ.
I often laugh when i see how my mom parks her car, she park like OJ.
when you're "feeling like a painting", you're in a state where you feel happy or calm and bliss
I have completed all of my tasks and i'm ready for bed, i feel like a painting right now
A substitute for the common expression "cool story bro". Often shows signs of dis-interest and not caring.
Dude i've got a massive boner." "Likely Fable Compadre
To ejaculate in a way that causes a big mess (ie a lot of ejaculate or ejaculating in an unexpected direction)
Yo I'm gonna him mess like a pig tonight
He messed like a pig
(It could get like that) “An event or gathering that may and will most likely get out of control”
“Man tonight is gonna be crazy. It could really get like that”
“You going to that party?”
“Yeah I heard it could get like that”
Something a ginger kid said at Fantasy World in Kissimmee, Florida who most likely had corona.
I scored a goal! Like a tank top!
'Sinda kounds like': a phrase that kinda sounds like 'kinda sounds like' = irony bro.
Cotton (misspeaks): Man I have to take Mall to the mom, er Mom to the mall.
Mitchen: Huh? Really? Sinda kounds like you can't talk, son!