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Birdshit Bar Invite only and where the standards aren't High but the guests usually are!
Hey I got invited to Birdshit Bar they have darts, pool, fooseball, Crockett , a driving range trampoline and a Hot Tub. Best place in the Hat
Its when a guy makes a candy bar mold with his dick, cums to make caramel which he buts inside it and makes the girl eat it
I heard you took Ally home
Yah lets just say she had a nice Long Island Candy Bar
'Bar Boobs' are when a girl falsely enhances the size of her breasts using push up bras and god knows what else, specifically when going out to the bars or clubs.
-"omg did you see becca's instagram pic from last night?!"
-"YUUUUS....her bar boobs were on point!!!"
-"I know right! I wonder if the guy she went home with was disappointed with what he found underneath"
-"You mean what he didn't find??"
Someone who sits at bars and engages in conversation in order to gain more sales of beer in a bar.
Oh hes got great conversation and entertaining and before you know they drank 6 pale ales just listening to him what a bar-hooker.
A noun referring to that moment when after you take your cousin, disembowel her, and use her viscera as a sexual lubricant while sodomizing her your mother walks in and says "I don't even know who you are anymore" and you reply "You probably didn’t recognize me because of the red arm".
Seamus never felt an ounce of regret, even right after his first Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar.
The sex act of tying to butter faced girls together and Cumming on them
2 butter faced girls let me make Nutter butter bars
(n.) a granola bar, preferably eaten with friends
"yo, can I have a bite of that bar tender?"