sexy bean

Jacob <3 I love him :(

I love you Jacob

he is a really sexy bean :?

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Angry bean

When a woman is promised a night of sex and gets shot down instead or he develops whiskey dick

Peter talked dirty to me all night telling me what he was going to do to me when i got home. Instead when i goy there he had whiskey dick and i ended up with angry bean!!

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Bean dipping

it’s the act of sexually violating someone’s pet hamster.

I’m going to start bean dipping you .
Don’t you come to my house and start bean dipping me.

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Bean Teats

What you get when a cow's teats start to shoot out colored beans, also known as rainbow beans.

Little Johnny: Aunt Joanne! Come Quick! The cows have gone mad and have a disease!

Aunt Joanne: Oh no dear, that's just them shooting out their Bean Teats.

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Freckled Bean

A red headed freckled sluts clitoris.

The QA assistant managers Freckled Bean has become quite popular with the boys in the office.

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bean burger

A bean burger is a joke referring to the vagina. The bean referring to the clitoris and the burger referring to the labia. It is most commonly used to offend someone (usually a girl) by saying they like bean burgers and therefore saying they are a lesbian.

'Hey Ashley'

'Hey Michael'

'So what's up? Do you still like bean burgers or can we hook up?'

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Bean on a cracker

When a black male defecates profusely on a white women then takes a tennis racket and wallops the excrement to make a bean shape.

did you hear what Malakai did to Amy? he gave that bitch a bean on a cracker.

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