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A primordial force of nature. Long ago Don C-Bone ruled the milky way galaxy alongside Oliyron. Oliyron became jealous and launched his army of sprite without the lime dick boys to overthrow Don C-Bone. What ensued was a battle of epic proportions leaving only Earth inhabitable. Oliyron, unable to vanquish the pure unmitigated epicness that is Don C-Bone, used his evil bitch made magic to fling Don C-Bone into the 20th century.
Don C-Bone went through much of his life on Earth unaware of his true nature but always feeling that he was something greater.
One day Don C-Bone finally came across Oliyron split into 2 people and his godly nature awoke. He quickly vanquished the two, but knew that they would return so he scours the earth eliminating the sprite without the lime dick boys to finally eliminate his bitch-made enemy.
During the reign of Don C-Bone all was well and at peace in the universe.
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Stands for turd touching cotton. A reference for the need to take a shit immediately. Having to shit so bad that the turd is on it's way out and is actually touching your underwear.
"Cory, hurry up and finish your putt and drive me to the clubhouse, I've got t touching c."
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A motherfucker who sucks dicks for sail boat rides. This nigga also jerks donkeys off so that he can make some money to buy tampons for his rectal bleeding.
Hey, you eat elf dicks with jalepeno sauce. You must be Butchington C-grove.
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(US LAW) nonprofit corporation; legal status permitted to certain types of organizations under Treasury Regulations section 501(c)(3) that exempts it from taxation.
The 501(c)(3) is quite easy to organize, especially if one wants to funnel money from donors to some form of activism. It was first made available in 1934 but has become extremely common since 1986 because successive rulings greatly loosened restrictions on electioneering for 501(c)(3) entities.
Often 501(c)(3) entities engaged in politics are affiliated with an almost-identical 501(c)(4) entity, which has EVEN WEAKER limitations on electioneering.
The 501(c)(3) clause in the IRS code is practically an invitation by the government to launder corporate profits into lobbying.
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People on this list are usually "famous for being famous" or reality show stars. To qualify to be called a "C-lister" you must be blissfully unaware that you aren't as famous as you claim to be or have received more fame than is proportional to your skills and talent.
Paris Hilton is a C-list Celebrity.
Anyone on the Disney Channel is a C-List Celebrity.
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