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An old school style RPG released by Square Enix in 2005. Part of the Dragon Warrior series. A really good game.
Hey man, I got Dragon Quest VIII just for the FFXII demo, but the game turned out to be awesome.
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A sarcastic way of saying you don't believe the story you're being told. You're basically "helping them" to make the story more creative, while at the same telling them you know it is a story and not actually true.
Person: "So I met Prince Harry and got his number but then I lost it."
Me: "Cool story, needs more dragons."
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When a man forces a girl onto her knees, pulls down his pants, and gets a blowjob. When he is satisfied, he then proceeds to force her open mouth onto his penis, pushing until her lips reach the base in one swift motion. Immediately following this action, the man pulls out his erect penis and bitch slaps her across the cheek.
Person 1: Guess what dude.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: When i was getting a blowjob from my bitch yesterday, i ended it with the venus dragon whip.
Person 2: Damn!!!
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The weirdest looking animal out there. For the love of God it is a dragon with LEAVES on it! Hence, it's extremely self explanitory name. Fun Fact: It can move one eye without moving the other! Gross!
" Well shucky darns! That thing there ain't no coral! It's a Leafy Sea Dragon taking advantage of it's physical adaptation by camoflaging into it's habitat!"
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To plagiarise. Comes from the name of G-Dragon, member of Korean boy band BIGBANG, who has been involved in a plagiarism scandal with his new song "Heartbreaker."
Fuck, I think I just G-Dragon'd on accident in this essay.
It's not too obvious that I'm pulling a G-Dragon, right?
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Where the male fists the female in the vagina and in the arse at the same time, one with each fist. The male then lifts the woman up with his two fists, points her at a target, and shouts "Hadouken!!!".
We played street fighter earlier, and she just spammed hadoukens the whole time. So later on, I gave her a mongolian dragon punch. Now she'll never use hadoukens again.
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A unique disposition where the described has the ability to kick anyone's ass and is also instantly attractive to everyone in the vicinity.
Note: The description is usually only given by those accostmed to large ammounts of fantasy role play (such as Dungeons and Dragons) and mostly by those with no sexual appeal whatsoever.
"Damn, that girl's dragon fingers bring all the boys to the club".
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