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When one sits on their Facebook account, aimlessly clicking around for an unspecified period of time. Usually oblivious to surroundings.
Bob: Dude, why didn't you respond to my txt?
Steve: Ah sorry man, I was just Facebook chilling and didn't even see my phone go off
1.When you have a lot of stuff to do however you want to check your facebook quickly, often times in anticipation of an important message
2. an excuse to get away from annoying people on facebook chat without seeming too douchy
ex. 1
I know i need to study for the biology exam but im expecting a facebook message from my crush.... i think ill make a facebook quickie
ex. 2
person a. hey man (blah blah blah) and so what do think?
person b. gee man i would LOVE to talk but i got to go, sorry this was just supposed to be a facebook quickie,
Keeping an old acquaintance or colleague whom you dislike as a Facebook friend in an effort to appear polite.
Person 1: I can't believe Jim is still friends with his crazy-bitch ex!!
Person 2: He isn't, he's just being Facebook polite.
Someone who's only intention when posting to or commenting on Facebook is to stir the shit.
Posts supporting something a majority of people can't stand. Comments intended to piss off the original poster and/or start a series of argumentative comments.
Posts such as:
Obama is as big of a hypocrite as Jesus.
If I have to pay for healthcare I'm not going to be able to buy my 5 kids each new iPads.
The (sports team) is worse than my 5-year old's team
You should reply to all of these with "shut up you Facebook toilet"
Someone in a group on Facebook who just stumbles through the page bumping in to memes but never likes anything, never comments on anything, and never shares anything. It's like they're dead and just wondering around.
1.You guys are all a bunch of Facebook Zombies. 2.How about you Facebook Zombies start participating in here.
When you are real-life friends with someone but both of you refuse to "friend" the other on Facebook.
I've known Dan for a long time but we are in a Facebook standoff.
People who keep pictures on facebook of someone they no longer associate with.
OMG look at all those pictures and you don't even talk to that person anymore. Your such a Facebook Hoarder! , You deleted your friends from fb but you kept their pictures? Your such a Facebook Hoarder