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"You're a stupid piece of shit and I can relate to how upset you are, because you're pissing me off right now..."
"Our website clearly stated that the item wouldn't ship until Monday, but I know where you're coming from..."
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Its like some small animal crawled up the second hole from the back of your neck and died, look at all the fuckin blood.
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derives from being zooted
when you are just so high/drunk after a heavy night of partying
"hey how are you feeling?
man, im z'ed up from the feet up"
2👍 9👎
Ian Tombelson (Will Ferrel) Saturday Night Live Jarreds Room
"What's his address? 21 jump st.?"
2👍 9👎
to scoop your shit out of the toilet, by hand or with a fishnet.
Jim had forgotten his doctor wanted a stool sample, so right after he finished dropping off the Cosby kids at the pool he immediately had to pick up the Cosby kids from the pool.
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not knowing someone at all - to be more precise, not knowing someone even at the very infinitesimal atomic level.
"yo brah whuh chu jarking?"
Shit man, i dont know you from atom
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