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The act of using masturbation just prior to engaging in sexual intercourse in an effort to last longer during intercourse to achieve a more pleasurable sexual experience.
Honey I'll be right out, I'm just pre-gaming!
My girlfriend is so hot the only way we can both have a great time having sex is if I do some pre-gaming beforehand.
You had a dream about catching me PRE-GAMING!!!
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The object of this game is to type short random strings of letters into the Google image search, but you have to turn the safe search off. The goal is to find as much porn on the first page of results. You take turns of 5 attempts per person. Each image is worth ten points, gay porn is negative ten points, lesbian porn is worth 20 points. Unless you are gay, then I guess you just reverse the scoring system.
Hey, do you want to play the Google game?
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Founded in California this profound game of is a remake of the original game, cops and robbers. The game is played with 2 teams. It was reported in Downers Grove, IL, the teams consist of 15 boys vs 15 girls to keep it fair. One team will start by running from point A to point B. The team of the opposite sex will wait 5 mins before they get in their cars and try to chase down the other team. The team running has a time limit, usually 1hr 15mins to reach point B. Once the team that is running has all their players at point B, are all caught or the time limit is reached. As the round is finished, the teams will switch as the team running will become the chasers and the chasers will become the runners. But beware, this game has one hazard: Cops(the real ones). People report players of the game as they mistake them actual robbers, and in their state of confusion nd nervousness call the cops to satisfy themselves, but in turn ruin one of the most exciting, intensified games that was thought of. Also be warned of estranged animals that one might find during the game. (Ex: sunks, chipmunks, squirrels, cats, dogs with rabies, and any other animals which scare people.) It is tradition that this game be played at night so its somewhat harder to be caught(the point of the game). Games that are played with too many people or not enough will end in you thinking the night was a waste of time so be sure that you have a game set up 3-4 days prior to the game and that all information is kept secret. Once more and more people in your city find out about the game, the stupider the game will get and the easier it is for the cops to catch you.
"Fugitve the Game":
Person 1: Hey guys, you wanna play fugitves tomorrow night?
Group 1: Whats that?
Person 1: Its sorta the remake of cops and robbers.
Group 1: Sweet, how do we find out how to play?
Person 1: Its on Urban dictionary under, "Fugitive the Game".
Group 1: lets go check it out and we'll play tommorow!
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A game, popular among teens, in which the participant fills his lungs with water as a source of natural high. Once he has nearly drowned, his friend attempts to perform CPR on him. If it is successful, the two switch roles and repeat. Usually the source of water is a swimming pool or body such as an ocean or lake, but other methods have been employed, such as pouring a two-liter bottle of water into the nose. Other names include CPR Game, Kiss 'Em or Miss 'Em, Funeral Game, Two-Liter Game, California Wave, California Waves, Oh Fuck, California Roulette, Dead Kid Game, Ertrinkenspiel, Juego de Ahogamiento, Hockey
Guy 1: "Dude, let's play Drowning Game!"
Guy 2: "OK, what's that?"
Guy 1: "I'll show you. Let me get the two-liter."
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1 *returns, pouring a two-liter bottle of water down his nose*: "Like this!"
Guy 2: "What the fuck, stop doing that!"
Guy 1: "It's OK. You'll do CPR on me."
Guy 2: "I don't know CPR. Fuck, stop doing that."
Guy 1 *drowns*
Guy 2: "God damn it."
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A person who calls the game is the one who has to plan how to make each move.
A: What is your position on the baseball team?
B: A catcher.
A: Oh, so you have to call the game, don't you?
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The sexual act where a lady enters a mens bathroom and proceeds to have sex with each man on a toilet(ignoring all the rest). When the man is about to climax, said lady moves on to the next stall.
Jason, your girlfriend Lisa played the game of thrones last night. In Cheesecake factory.
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