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April 19th is the day you send half naked pics to someone you are comfortable with, but not so close to send your nudes.
You could send these pics to your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend or someone you have a thing with and you can post them on you social media as well BUT YOU CAN’T SEND THEM TO YOU EX.
Person 1: “Happy National Send Half Naked Pics day!”
* send the pics to Person 2*
Person 2:”Awww you mad my day! Happy National Send Half Naked Pics day to you too”
*send the pics to Person 1*
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how someone can decide how old he/she can go before dating someone who is older
Before I date any man who is older than me, I do the your-age-plus-half-your-age-minus-seven math problem to make sure he is not too old for me.
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Sweeet pear half = vagina
Heavy syrup= cum
Your own= random pronouns
Girl you are my sweet pear half in your own heavy syrup. I love you pls marry me sweet pear
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Cutting the peen in half so you can stick the peen in
Guy 1-"Yo I just engaged in cutting his peen in half so I can stick my peen in."
Guy 2-"Is that when you are cutting the peen in half so you can stick the peen in?"
Guy 1-"Yea it is"
Guy 2-"Thats fucking hot"
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Insult. Often described as the worst insult around, if someone uses it the reciever has been known to pass out with lyrical shock.
First heard used by the MC: Devilman against Skepta in lord of the mic 2.
person 1: your rhymes are swag. KMT
Person 2: o yeah?, well I sold you an ounce of skunk, and you thought it was a four and a half.
Person one passes out.
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A sex position involving 6 girls and 1 guy, where each member has an active role in pleasuring said male.
There are two females positioned at each station: the penis, the fingers, and the mouth.
One girl takes on the shaft while the other takes on the head.
One girl takes each arm and puts the male's fingers in any hole possible. Preferably both use the same hole to give the scene a symmetric view.
Lastly, two girls use their tongues and lips on the entirety of the guy's mouth. By the end of the session, there should be no spit in his mouth that belongs to him.
This is a great position to use when you simply have too many girls to attend to at once. If you happen to have more girls, you can place them on your stomach and chest - work anything out. I prefer to have them just sit there, until the point when I lose my breath and succumb more to the ladies positioned at the fingers.
If you would so desire, any extra girls can work on the feet.
Simply add +1 to the name of this position for each extra girl you have, up to +3. Anyone who has 10 girls at once could risk their performance during the exercise, so please use caution.
Last night I used the sexagesimal E.T. dreidel-spinning finger fucking double shaft licking half foot mouth party +2 with my lady friends. It is now my favorite position, and I refuse to use anything else.
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I don't know, I'm just really, really drunk.
You looked this up?
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