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a song by the band KillWhitneyDead
did you hear that song "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers?" ; KillWhitneyDead is the best band ever!
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Slang. Yo mama weighs so much Dora can’t navigate around her. Dora explores anything!
How much does your mom weigh? Um 300 pounds. Shit! Yo momma's so fat that even Dora will have trouble exploring her! Dora can’t navigate around her. Dora explores anything!
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A angry phrase that once you start saying, you cant stop saying.
Me: *gets angry*
Also me to myself: Shit ass bitch ass mother ass fuck her in the ass
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The process by which one loses all hope for a relationship with a female when the female in question not only friend-zones you, but also declares you to be “like a brother” to her.
Greg: I thought Sally really liked me so I made a move. Then she proceeded to say I was “like a brother”
Lionel: Man, that’s rough. Sorry bro, women suck!
Greg: I know she said she’s not interested, but should I hold out hope?
Lionel: Nah man, are you crazy?!! “Once you’re her bro, she ain’t your hoe!”
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a girl that thinks shes all that, and drags her boyfriend around and treats him badly
Julie: omgggggg did you see that girl
sammy: yeahh shes one of those girls who think her crap dont stink.
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Sarah deserves it
February 1st national tell Sarah she’s beautiful and hug her day-
Sarah you are beautiful and I love you!
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fuck it's hot! i'm sweating like a fat girl writing her first love letter!
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