A temporary feeling of retardation that occurs while studying for a promotional process where a plethora of some useful, mostly useless, contradicting BS, is the subject matter.
Rookie: Sir, can we go over fire behavior today?
FF: dafuq is that shit?
Officer to rookie: Stay away from him, he's got mashed potato brains.
A person who frequently asks stupid questions and expects a serious answer.
"Hey, we have a basketball game tonight at 6."
"Oh...is that in the morning or afternoon?"
"I lost my wallet."
"Oh. Do you know where it is?"
These are common examples of frequent brain farters.
Used to describe people whose dick and brain share a single cell.
The idiotic man had no ability to understand that not everyone wants to be sexualized by him and that making women uncomfortable isn't okay just because it makes him feel good, He's an amoeba dick for brains.
The British modding communities of fiveM are infected with modders brain sickness also knows as (Modders Brain Syndrome), which makes you believe in ways that no other person would think things are not choices and also bans many users from your servers for leaking when they don't even leak.
This modder has modders brain syndrome
I.Hunter has modders brain syndrome
You have modders brain syndrome
When a man becomes so stupid from receiving blow jobs that he is financially irresponsible and easily taken advantage of...
Wife, "If I happen to die and you collect on my life insurance, don't succumb to blow job brain from all the money hungry ho's out there. Be smarter than that."
Husband , "Do I look that stupid?"
Wife, "Yes."
two or more people in a group having all suffering from headaches at the same time
Guy 1: Man I have a headache
Guy 2: Me too, it's killing me
Guy 3: The synchronised brain tumors are at it again
A term for queer aligned women/non-binary people to describe the poor choices/dumb ideas that normally rational women/people make when they're thinking about a girl they like.
-"I was supposed to work late tonight and finish up a big project, but that girl from Hinge and I texted all night instead".
-When you're talking to a friend and they literally cannot carry a conversation because they keep thinking about their crush.
-Uhauling
All examples of Dumb Girl Brain
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