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I believe a better term for wanking in the tub would be "Bathturbation"
Last night Dan had a bath and performed Underwater Jacking aka Bathturbation
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An actor who is also in the comedy rock band Tenacious D, which does NOT sing the songs "I'm the Only Gay Eskimo" and "My Biznitch is the Shiznit"!
Corky & The Juice Pigs sing "I'm the Only Gay Eskimo" and Instant Boy Band sings "My Biznitch is the Shiznit".
"Man, Jack Black is awesome in Tenacious D!"
"Yeah, I love 'Gay Eskimo'!"
"You fucktard, they don't sing that song!"
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Jack Off: When a male masturbates.
Fank is going to jack off in his room.
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the process of placing your lips around ones anus while they fart into your mouth
That rudy poo gave him a jack brown.
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When you book a hotel room to spend the night smoking crack and jerking off to pay-per-view porn.
Sorry I'm late for work, I just got off a two-day crack and jack.
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Hip-hop slang for an overly energetic, almost buffoonish rapper. Originated in the early 1990's with such mainstream hip-pop acts as Kid 'N Play, Salt N Pepa, and Bill Bev Devoe. This "New Jack Era" lasted for a few years, but was quickly supplanted by the rise of West Coast-styled "gangsta" rap, as exemplified by NWA (and, more recently, Westside Connection). In an earlier era, "new jack" also referred to any novice on the microphone, usu. with a distinct lack of lyrical talent.
"They think that I'm a new jack/ but only if they knew that/
They who think wrong are they who can't do that"
-Rakim, Lyrics of Fury
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to give a male a handjob with spit as the lube.
My girlfriend gave me a spit jack at the movie theater last night.
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