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january 29

a little piss baby. what a fucking little squirrel cunt. january 29th babies pee there pants after 4 shots and cry to adele in their car at 3 am. what a loser. fucking bitch.

damn that girl born on january 29th is soooo lame

by theaquarianmind November 23, 2021


January 29

Give your closests friends a meaningful paragraph

January 29- I love you bish

by adotta January 29, 2022


January 29

National tell your crush you like them day!

You: Hey I like you. It's January 29th, I have to say this!
Them: I like you too!

by JustAKayla January 28, 2022


No Porn January

Where you can't watch nor do actions of porn for the whole months of January

"Hey, Jerry I didn't do anything sexual all of January nor did I watch porn"

"Why, Larry tell me?"
"Because of No Porn January, it's a good healthy challenge that you should try sometime"

by AnRed McParlin September 8, 2021


January 28

The day an amazing person and boyfriend was born. He is funny sweet kind caring loving and so much moreeee! I loveeee uuuuuu 🥳👴❤️

On January 28 the best people are born!

by #bestieboo69 December 22, 2023


January 13th

Girls that are born on this date are one of the sexiest people out there with an amazing music taste and sweet soul that can puncture anybody with a lasting impact on their soul. Their looks can send someone into a seizure with their eyes alone and their face is hard to forget because of how gorgeous they are in the outside and inside with their unique personality.

I think I have a crush on Madison..
That’s no surprise.. she was born on January 13th

by Silly_radioactive_Otter November 24, 2023


January 13th

National Change Your Lockscreen to Shannon Kennedy Day

- Today is January 13th, you know what that means...
What?
- National Change Your Lockscreen to Shannon Kennedy Day!!! You have to change your lockscreen to our one and only queen, Shannon Kennedy.

by shannonkennedyluvr123 January 14, 2021