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guns don’t kill people, lag does

A play on “guns don’t kill people, people kill people”, but in response to the growing number of school shootings being blamed on first- and third-person shooters.

Coined by the Act Man, “guns don’t kill people, lag does”, shows the irony of the situation we’re in, Luddites meeting up and talking about Grand Theft Auto.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022


top kill

A variation on the "Upper Deck" , a Top Kill is the act of securing the water supply to the toilet tank & flushing all the water out until the tank is dry. You then manually lift the "flapper" exposing the hole which leads to the bowl. You then force a large quantity of Butt - Mud into the hole at extremely high pressure therefore sealing the tube permanently.

I was trying to sleep in Todd's parents room, but their god-damn toilet kept running. I finally had to give it a Top Kill or I would never have gotten any rest at all.

by MadMark August 8, 2010


Killing Bill

When your killing the grind or opposition

i just got done killing Bill in the weight room today .

by RedInk896 August 25, 2017


Kill The Joy

A small band from the central Florida punk scene

Have you heard mila by Kill The Joy?

Yeah! Are they gonna make more music?

I have no idea.

by GarbJunky79 December 5, 2022


Kill Body Karate

Another words for AIDS. This does not apply to HIV, only AIDS

Tim “aye cuz, I finally hooked up with Marissa, but dude, I’m like leaking down there. Like dripping green stuff. I’m getting nervous.”

Mark “dang bro, sounds like she burnt you man. You might wanna go get checked for gonorrhea dude”

Tim “yeah man you’re right. At least she didn’t get me with that ‘kill body karate’ man”

by AlexDooWop June 22, 2019


kill myself infront

Meant to traumatize somebody;
Usually directed to someone that you despise.

If this bitch don't shut up I'll kill myself infront of them

by bubkk_ May 3, 2023


How To Kill Somebody

Nah

"Why would you look up how to kill somebody?"
-Me

by The Gulper July 14, 2022