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When you really like a girl and want to lick her butt
I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting
I wanna lick your butt <3
A phrase that surmounts all possible ways to "call it". Basically the dynamite to rock-paper-scissors. This phrase originated from the primary schools of Etobicoke, Canada by Serbian kids in the 90s.
"I get the middle seat, called it!"
"No, I get middle seat! Called it, stamped it, licked it, nailed it!"
"Damn"
Licking the butthole hair after some one takes a shit
Tyler had to go but there wasn't any toilet paper so James started "licking the table cloth"
A bonehead move that you knew wasn't going to turn out well, but which you did anyway.
Dude, why did I think a night of tequila shots before the final exam was a good idea? I totally should have known I was licking a sled.
Pulling a hand break turn so big the car goes sideways, then whips back straight. Almost like it’s licking the pavement.
Dayum, did you see that big lick, he almost wiped everyone out walking down the sidewalk! Some mon!
To be shitfaced and roaming the street after a long night at a (sports)bar, restaurant, or pub, kegger, party, or nightclub
Tim- "Hey man I can't remember what I did last night...Did I.."
Joe- "Yea man you were pretty pub-licked you went home with that chick with the herp-lip(To have a cold sore of undisclosed/faulty origin on upper or lower lip) "