When you lie on the road and let your wiener get flattened
My friend need some more girth so I told him how to start girth maxing
john was girth maxing to grow below the waist this weekend.
While generally sexual, girth maxing at is most simple definition, is the expansion of the capacity to the maximum of any defined area. A penis pump is a good example of a sexually natured girth maxing procedure. However, also taking down a 30 count nugget from Chick Fil A is a non sexual usage of girth maxing. Girth maxing is a term applicable to any scenario when pushing the bounds of nature. Use it loosely and often.
Dang, I’m starving, I am going to have to girth maxing to get this 30 count nugget into my tummy.
Used for people (typically above average weight) who are also not the best at keeping their mouth closed.
guy1: Dude.. I just told this guy my master crime plan and he fucking snitched.
guy2: Sheesh, what a Max Perez Marinero!
guy1: I know...
A person so fast at cubing that he is not even allowed to go to Mars.
Did you hear? Max park got a ******* 3.13!!!!!
OMG OMG! HOOOOOOWWW!
A guy who will actively try to ruin you and everyone you loves lives just cause he wants to. A true miserable piece of shit
Wow max vigil really tried to reck everything