Meat scepter

A word used to describe an object situated around men's waist. Often used in the subreddit r/creepyasteriks.

*Pulls out meat scepter*

cleaning meat

The act of masturbating.

"Hey, is Mark going to meet up with us tonight?" " I doubt it. He's probably at home in his bed cleaning meat."

meat horker

A girl who sucks chodes

I heard she ducks fat chodes, god what a meat horker

Muscle meat

When you take 100 pound weight and lift it Up with your dick

That’s the last time I am doing angel dust because there’s pictures in my phone of me doing the muscle meat

Meat masher

Meat Masher: An adjective describing a women who gives hand jobs often.

Damn that girl is a real Meat masher

meat chewer

A meat chewer is a person who aggressively rides someone's meat so much to the point they end up becoming a nuisance to the person their meat riding and a bigger nuisance to other people.

Thus, chewing the meat.

"Luis is such a meat chewer he literally scared off Marcus"

Thick Meat

1. Slang for penis. Used usually by women in the USA. Meant to represent a penis of large size and/or weight.

2. Representing a man with great muscular build.

1. Karmen: Hey, so I slept with Perse last night!
Micheline: Oh? I’ve heard he has thick meat!

2. Dartin: Yo, J-Dog, that’s some thick meat you got on you.
J-Dog: Thanks bro.