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Nerd Table

A table in a college or university canteen/cafeteria that is located beside several power outlets. Commonly claimed by several science students or other computer geeks and manned/womaned almost all day by at least one person. If an outsider sits near them for the purpose of using a free outlet it is considered very rude to those in the nerd group.

Dan: Sh#t, my laptop battery's almost dead but there's no free nerd tables.

Jim: Just sit over there with those ones, they won't bite.

Dan: That short chick from Dental Nursing will...

by tehferalhamster August 25, 2010


Bootleg Nerd

A person who is nerdy but still dumb as fuck. Knows bullshit facts but fails to remember the simplest of actual useful things.

“Wow Timmy is so smart!”

Nah, he’s just a bootleg nerd.”

by The Wholesome Guru September 19, 2018


Lapsed Nerd

A nerd now trying to make his social stand, by becoming a genius slacker. Usually has low self-esteem and is on the course of becoming a Geek. Might very well be fucking himself up further down the road.

"Well, shit, I'm stayin' in AP with an F, so I dunno, man." - Common phrase for a lapsed nerd.

by EchKay-fohrseecksteen February 7, 2012


Pub Trans nerd

A person is considered a Pub Trans nerd, when he/she get so addicted to public transport <such as the bus, subway, train, or other> to a point they don't want to use cars, or even walk anymore.

Dude 1: "Bro, you see that dude over there? That one guy over there stands at the bus stop every time we walk to school..."

Dude 2: "Yeah, I noticed. Broke af."

Dude 1 "That's right. Typical Pub Trans nerd. This is what lack of friends, lack of chick, exess of books and bullying make out of people."

Dude 2 "Poor thing. Let's go get his lunch money."

by HHhhhhhhhhhhhO655522$%^&*IHBVE March 6, 2017


But YOU'RE a bible nerd too!

Nah, you... You shut the fuck up... Bitch..

Dork "But YOU'RE a bible nerd too!"

Hym "I did say I wasn't! I said YOU are fuck-face!"

by Hym Iam August 9, 2023


combat nerd

A combat nerd is a player who says skilling is a waste of time with a combat lvl usually between 120-130 with a shit total level. eg. 1600. The funny thing is they are hopeless at combat and camp at bandits.

Grunza: Why don't you train your skills?
Calumforwrd : Becuase its a waste of time, im all combat.
Grunza: Lol, the funny thing is your combat is shit you combat nerd.

by Grunza January 19, 2009


Andy the nerd

Divine creature that protects all and everything

Andy the nerd won the rap battle against Joey the bully

by Andy the nerd October 8, 2020