Butter Crotch

Buttercrotch is when you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.

Mrs. Smith invited me over for butter crotch cookies.

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Smurf butter

A smurf melted on bread

I ate smurf butter

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butter-soft

I did boxing today for the first time and i really enjoyed it. Then weights. Now im just blissfully butter-soft.

The butter-soft feeling is so good.

I can never stop and fully enjoy these things because i keep reminding myself of the things i have yet to accomplish. Not sport-related but you know being independent financially, making art, finding my own space. Im so far away!

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Butter Gutter

A wet vagina.

Her Butter Gutter was ready for some lovin'.

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Butter App

A social app community which consists of the best 11% of people on the interweb. The other 89% are fuckbois, attention whores, and douchenozzles.

I met my best friend on Butter app while ignoring dic pic requests. ButterApp is so much fun.

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Butter Nutz

When you excersize so long your nuts are soaked in sweat.

(Post Workout) I need to take a shower, I've got those butter nutz

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Trumple Butter

When Donald Trump is fucking your ass and he pulls out and starts to fuck your pussy, the resulting tan substance is what Donald Trump styles his hair with. (similar to truffle butter)

Joe: Hey, did get a hold of some trumple butter when you were fucking Donald Trump last week?
Dacks: Nah, he puts it directly in his hair...

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