The irresistible urge to blow up a bathroom after eating Five Guys. Usually sets in 53-65 minutes after consuming. Worsened by Cajun Fries
Man Running Through Airport: “Excuse me, excuse me, coming through. “
Stranger 1: “He must have a tight connection.”
Stranger 2: “No, I’ve seen that run before and that crazed look in his eyes. Poor bastard has the Five Guys Shits.
When you go for a low five but end up holding hands for like five minutes.
We were just hanging out and then she gave me a sick love five!
A high five of inconceivably devastating force, often doing damage to the hands of the high-fivers and any structure nearby. Can be performed in incredibly extreme situations; driving two cars at over 100 mph in opposite directions and having the drivers high five each other is an efficient way to perform a destructo-five.
After finishing our final exam, I was so happy that the horrible class was over that I destructo-fived my friend and blew a wing off the school!
... or you will lose your five! It means the odds are even (double or nothing)
Toss a coin! Five will get you ten!
Generic white round Percocet with 512 imprint containing 325mg of Acetaminophen and 5mgs of Oxycodone. Usually abused to get high and legally obtainable. (Easy high dependency.)
Founded in San Diego and spreading to Seattle, this move is perfect for the handling of dirt balls who got some dirty balls.
I saw kyle with his hand down his pants, so I gave him the Backwords High-Five...if you know what I'm saying.