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Jordan conners

Jordan has a really small dick and he loves to smoke weed but he stinks and he has a gross and small dick

Jordan conners has a small duck

by Jacob is cool October 23, 2019


Jordan Moran

Creeper aw man aw man hahaha creeper ahahahaha aw man awwwww aw man aw creep aw aw man creep aw!

Jordan Moran drives a McLaren and turns his shirt to ash in the gym.

by izKadeen October 7, 2019


to pull a Jordan

To complete a difficult task while being ill, like Michael Jordan during "The Flu Game" in 1997 (although he actually had gastroenteritis).

"Man, I had to make that presentation, and I came down with the flu, so I had to talk with running nose, but I managed to pull a Jordan!"

by Chekhov's AK47 March 9, 2014


jordan cross

This particular male is known for taking a males girlfriend then letting them know he did with out giving any fucks. Usually smokes dope out the zip & will be somebody extravagant one day.

Jordan cross is that nigga you can't keep ya spouse around.

by Jay-Pastooo March 14, 2017


Jordan Teixeira

My amazingly hot sexy husband....13 years younger and knows how to please his wife....over and over ....bad temper but it's kinda hot...tbh👿 hella sexy when he is playing games or Pokemon with our son...little bit of a asshole...but I'm kinda a bitch so it's a fair trade ....only man who knows how to handle me😘😘

MY DADDY 💋💋
ALSO YES HE HAS A HUGE DICK BUT IT'S MINE SO DONT FUCKING TOUCH......

My husband JORDAN TEIXEIRA

by Mrs.JessicaAnnTeixeira October 17, 2020


Jordan Baker

A seggsy biracial teen on the CW show All American. He's the twin brother of Olivia Baker and is portrayed by Michael Evans Behling. Did I mention he's super seggsy.

"Did you watch the new All American episode today?"
"No, what happened"
"Jordan Baker is soooo hot"

by scroogemcduckswife November 22, 2021


jordan broderick

a dick head that fucks with his best friends exes and can seem to keep a gf

Person1 : You know jordan broderick?
Person2: yeah he’s such a fucking pussy!

by meeboop August 16, 2021