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An amazingly hilarious show. Best cartoon on earth. The characters are:
Peter Griffin- the main character, very very fat. Very very dumb. Very very random
Lois Griffin - peters wife. The logical one. Tends to get crazy once in a while and cut loose. Comes from a rich family, who dont approve of her marraige to peter, who is completely rude and ill manered.
Brian- their talking dog. Likes to be treated like a human. Sometimes his dogish quirks come out. Always has a martini on hand. Has the hotts for lois. Hates stewey but always gets roped into looking after him.
Stewey- the extremely smart baby of the family. Somehow turned out british. Has a secret plan to dominate the world. Tags along with brian all the time.
Meg- the eldest daughter. Hated by all. usually find humor in her depression and how suicidal she is. Extremely ugly. If the family had to lose one child, it would be her.
This show had its first season on Fox but was cancelled due to its dirty, crude humor. Millions of people were crushed. Other stations started playing the show, and fox lost many many viewers to those stations, after a while they realized their mistake and took the show back for a 3rd season in '05. This show is completely random, and the weirdest things always happen. A lot of times they make fun of political issues. Or other tv shows. You think one thing is going to be the plot for the first 15 minutes, but then it makes a drastic turn from there.
In one episode of Family Guy Peter became convinced that Jewish people were much more advanced, much smarter, and much better with money than non-jews. so he sang a song about needing a jew and voila a jewish accountant showed up at his door the next morning. then, he asked lois if he could give chris a bat mitzvah so he could be jewish because he thought that all jewish people were rich just because they were jewish. So, when lois said no he drove across the country to las vegas to get a quicky bat mitzvah. nice eh?
an example of the randomness:
on the side of an episode they could also be following a battle between snap krackle and pop and the keibler elves, which they did in one.
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many people think gay guys are just some dudes who like other guys...but there is much more to it! you have to have style, co-ordination and of course the ability to clap your hands excessively and jump up and down at anything, jack off will and grace is my favourite example followed by shaun off coronation street. To be a gay guy you have to know everything there is to know about fashion and be loveable and sexy and fun!!!
Me: Ha Ha look at that totally self-actualized dude over there! He looks sooo cool!
My friend: Nope he just looks like a gay guy
Me: Exactly! Look at the way he jumps up and down claps his hands like that!
My friend: Claire.
Me: mhm?
My friend: Shut up.
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Bad guys, is a series on newgrounds.com created by Chris Nosal. If you haven't watched bad guys yet, you do not belong to the kewl people and you get -1 cool points.
Go watch it!
Cool guy: Have you watched the latest "Bad guys" yet?
not-so-cool guy: Bad guys?
cool guy:*slaps* Go watch bad guys, you dickhead!
nuff said
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Someone who cannot afford retail drinking alcohol and instead drinks rubbing alcohol to get drunk.
That rubby guy can't afford a real drink, so he gets drunk on rubbing alcohol.
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he's just the most chinese guy there is
chinese guy is sitting right beside me
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Yo check out that chick, she looks like a dude from the back. she a guy ass
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