Pancake Cock Block

When you are cock blocked so bad your penis goes flat to the point where you actually don't want to fuck that chick anymore.

Damn man, I just got pancake cock blocked by that chick. I think Ima go because I don't even feel like gettin it in anymore.

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In-Game Cock Block

A cock block that occurs in a video game caused by someone watching the game.

During Grand Theft Auto
Joe:Can you shoot your gun on a date.

Brian:I don't know.(Shoots gun and girl runs in fear)

Joe: Oh man! Sorry, thats the biggest in-game cock block I've ever been apart of.

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dirty sanchez blocking

A blocking technique in Fight Night Round 3 which involves moving your hands in all possible blocking positions creating an unpregnable defensive scheme. Very cheap, also gay.

I was dominating Travis in the fight until he started fucking dirty sanchez blocking. That shit is gay.

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C-Block Souljaz

Scrilla Fam Holla Atcha BOi. We be the hardest nukkas ever. When u be up in the club tryin to mack up harsh barges. We be up in the VIp smokin mad piff, mackin enuff fit dimes. We be the cats that roll 20 brothers deep, smackin the fuck out of all u fake ass cats. Part of Our Rosta, Shelldor, Steeleback, Rask-one, P-lock, G-lenn, and jorax.

FREE PERGI

Aiyoooo, where them c-block souljaz at? fuckin ur mom!!!!

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c-block souljaz

On top of being the hardest OG's around for miles, c-block souljaz also happen to be the best bill hitters in the Greater Toronto Area. There is no better, and i mean absolutely no one is as good and professional as us when it comes to punchin' fat rim rockers of every scale. The calibur of our bills make ya'll bills look the size of a pinhead. Eat a bag of dicks if you think otherwise and we will gladly ruckus any punks who wish to face off in a billathon ...step up

"yo damn that cat jus punched 20 bills wit' ease..too that shit down like it was water."

"Aiyyo you 'dun jus' see that balla from tha one an' only C-block punch tha fattest bill ever. 'Dis billie musta been rockin atleast a gram in its bowl dawg."

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shit ice block

when you shit in the freezer and when its frozen you stick it back up your butt and wait for it to defrost then shit it out again

hey man whatd you do yesterday, i took a shit ice block

Cock-blocked by geometry

AKA the pornhub video buffering. Or the white circle of doom.

Guy 1: dude i got cock-blocked by geometry last night
Guy 2: haha the video buffered huh?
Guy 1: yeah. I need better internet.