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When an Iranian asshole puts a secondary sphincter in your intestines to damage your poop until you follow the one true god, Allah
You get rainbow poop until you follow his dead ass ideology and the Nation of Islam gives you a free ugly hoe. Iran is now protected by the iron toilet bowl
What happened to Iran? The Iron Toilet Bowl of Saudi Arabia my poop.
The dickie toilet is the people who don't stop going to the toilet. Spend a average of 8 hours of their day in a toilet. Usually also a refugee.
When The Dickie Toilet came to this country, I never saw the toilet door unlocked
BY doing a big terti in the toilet you are just taking a big fat hard dump.
Worries yo-yo Kyoto took a big terti in the toilet
the act of replacing the water in someones toilet tank with gravy, as a prank for them to get horrified at the sight of gravy in their toilet bowl
jon - "man sam pissed me off so i made his toilet into a gravy toilet"
sam- *horrified look on his face as gravy clumps down his toilet*
An expression for when someone stays at your place over night after hooking up.
I met this this girl on tinder and introduced her to my toilet.
I introduced her to my toilet.
Webster would call it a bidet, but in reality it’s a sophisticated bum cleansing device. It cleans the shit out of your booty.
Most Americans clean themselves with little wads of paper, like savages. Would you clean your body with tiny squares of paper, prone to falling apart? I think not! Why treat your bum any different?
A texas toilet is the act of putting desserts such as cake or pies on the vagina while letting the owner of the vagina urinate while you eat the desserts(before or after fucking it,preferably after)
I heard margret had a texas toilet by robert.