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Noun
1. A trip to the bathroom executed, typically by a female, in an extremely secretive fashion.
Verb (used with object)
2. To poop without being detected by that of the other sex.
Ever since I caught my girlfriend dropping a sneaky poop it's taken our relationship to another level.
When taking a poop, the poop "breaks up" on "reentry" and leaves a notable splash for every chunk.
"Dude I had a total asteroid poop back there. I had to wipe my ass four times to get all of the water off."
Someone who will come in your bathroom and take your poop even if you are still crapping
Josh is such a poop dictator he did it to me yesterday
A bunch of people going places together and collectively pooping on things.
Guy 1: Dude, Jen has been a huge bitch lately, should we send in the poop brigade?
Guy 2: Yes! I have been meaning to get the brigade together to launch another poop attack!
Guy 1: Sweet, I'll pass out the prunes and laxative!
In a dire situation, mid conversation or in an argument, the term Poop Sock is an easy scapegoat for any verbal conflict amongst other people and/orSimps. Poop Sock alone, causes confusion and anger within the conversation resulting in an implosion like response from the other party. Poop Sock can also be used as a term for a deadly weapon. Based on the hit TV show: Icarly, Sam (one of the main protagonists), carries a life threatening weapon on her person at all times; known as a "Butter Sock", she fills, what can only be assumed as a knee sock, up with frozen butter and then whips her attackers with it. A Poop Sock is similar in regard that a sock is being used as a weapon: first the sock must be drenched and soaked in feces, covering every part of the sock, then frozen poop is inserted into the sock (frozen feces must have corn in it), the text step is self explanatory.
Me: "No Forrest, I don't care what you say, Mrs. Incredible isn't thicker than Mrs. Neutron!"
Forrest: You're mentally challenged if you think that, thats probably why your skin looks like that too!"
Me: Oh yeah? Poop Sock bro, Poop Sock."
Forrest: Visible confusion
"Im gonna fucking beat your ass with a damn Poop Sock if you touch my ass again. No, no I dont give a fuck if you thinks its cute and playful, I'm sick of your bullshit bitch. Ight cool love you too grandma."
So first, we need to know the signs of when you want to poop. The first sign is when you feel a hard thing in belly. The other is when your butthole feels like it would do something.
Now, we know the signs, time on how to poop. So first you want to take off your pants. Second, you want to sit on a toilet. Third, you want to push your intestine. Fourth, to know when you done pooping, you wouldn't feel anything in your belly. So fifth is to clean your butt with toilet paper. Sixth is to put on pants.
Congratofuckinglations, you learned how to shit
How to poop