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Alabama One Punch

scientifically proven to be as affective as Plan B, and is used usually 2 to 3 months into the pregnancy, From Alabama, this one fierce punch will terminate any fetus within a 3 inch radius of this mighty blow

“I heard Susan got the ol’ Alabama One Punch today”

“Dam, let’s give a ‘Yee’ for that poor soul

*Both Yee in mourning*

by i speak Carti +^* October 15, 2019


Cell Phone Punch

A Virtual "Punch" given or received from a cell phone.

My friend texted me a terrible picture, I think I will send him a "Cell Phone Punch".
Revenge Love Hateful Hug Reply

by (( (OQTIVE) )) August 10, 2011

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Hawaiian Punch suprise

When you eat out your girl when she’s on her period

Damn Jim your face is all red where you giving your girl a Hawaiian Punch suprise

by PBJsandwich27 November 21, 2018


One Inch Punch

Much like the one inch punch by Bruce Lee amazes people, as an adjective it means a person with a small penis who is amazing with it despite his size

Susan: You are a one inch punch.

Joe: What?!

Susan: Despite your size you are amazng in bed.

Joe: It's not about the size of the boat but the flow of the motions

by crankyasianladee March 17, 2015


Cooter Bop punch

1. The art of turning someone into your cunt with one good, hard blow. punch.
2. When you get so tired of a dumb bitch you give her a swift kick in her cooter.

My girl got so jealous at this random woman hittin on me that she gave her the good ole cooter bop punch.
I was tired of Matt being a lil bish so I gave him a cooter pop punch.

by MidniteKitti April 4, 2015


Butt-Hole Punch

1. The act of your waitress/server loading your spit cup.
2. Getting punched in the butt...

Hey Hannah can you butt-hole punch that spitter for me! Is that really to much to ask?!?

by TheFixerofOne July 12, 2019


punch the fat man

Masterbating with vigour.

I'm going to punch the fat man tonight.

by Bullturtle November 1, 2013