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Exhibiting the utmost stupid behavior. Zero class. Zero thoughts . below short bus mentality
At an upscale neighborhood bar,Don squeezed his $7 beer , called his friend Eric queer, and sashayed around with a charging cord attached to his phone , thus acting like a Retard Mongoloid
Where someone is retarded enough to do something that also takes balls to do.
Yo bro, did you see that crackhead climb the building and save the cat stuck up there? No ladder or anything. He's got retard balls
When you are trying to put your untied shoes on without using your hands and you tap your feet around on the floor and crush the heel of the shoe while trying to force your foot in. A comical sight.
shoes squeaking on floor and loud taps
Oh its just Andrew doing the retard dance
To have sex with someone until you lose all brain function
Jenna and I went full Retard Style last night.
An otherwise healthy person who is acting retarded.
The retard^2 was acting retarded, which was a retarded thing to do anyway.”
When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.
Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"
Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.
Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.
A animal known as a cait or scooter who is a stubby leagged corgi and he is also retarded as fuck.
Did you see that retarded doge yesterday