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When one has been jerked off
Dude I had a tossed salad last night after the other half was finished
When you eat out an inbred or a family member with a yeast infection
Chloe pollan gave her mom a hot Montana blue cheese salad
When you go to the mall sit on the piece of shit they have playing Santa and accidently slide between his knees and he has a gay little elf named Tim ready to eat the groceries.
Hey Jan, did you notice the way Tim was ready to eat your christmas salad as soon as you slid of old saint nicks lap.
When someone has a seizure while performing a rim job.
I dated an epileptic guy to increase my chances of having a seizure salad.
Smashing your salad can be used in many contexts; the most commonly is ''Want me to come over and smash your salad?''
It is a reference to a hand job.
Boy: Come round and smash my salad out for me ;)
Girl: Sorry, smashing my own salad, you should be smashing your salad by yourself!
to use a plunging motion or blasting motion with the tongue into the rectum
I saw some gay guy being salad blasted in the club bathroom
Its when a girl or a guy is gettin their salad tossed and their junk played with at the same time....
Man ive had my salad tossed before but last night suzie gave me a junky salad and it was awesome!!!