When there are changes to your life that are unexpected and not always wanted and you have to just accept it. A bit like a dick to the face.
John : How's Work?
Peter : It sucks, we have been told we need to stop saying "Yeet" when we throw rubbish in the bin.
John : That does suck, what a horrible Change Sausage.
A condom
Ray should of used a sausage blanket before fucking Kim.
This phrase means that the particular thing that you are looking for is not immediate sight of you and can see anyone or thing of that group.
Person 1: wow I cannot see and naked elderly women on this nudist beach
Person 2: ye wow man there's not a sausage
Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!
Subscribing to Versinul (aka having a wank)
Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!
What Adrian and Tristan Tate will be doing for 15-20 years in Romanian ajaill
Hey what those two Tate brothers screaming for Leroy
Well Pete those Romanian Men do not like Pimps
So they teaching them to Smoke Romanian Sausages hence sausage smoker
Man 1- hey dude I totally had some german sausage last night!
Man 2- yo same!